I did not do it.

My links didn't work. i will have to fix that on my own time now. just when i thought i was done for a minute...oh well!

i gave a talk today. i was the last speaker.

it is also jakob's birthday today. i sang to him. i don't know what he was talking about, but he said bye and hung up in the middle of a sentence. i think he had to wash a plate or something.

i am moving in a week. aurie is moving on tuesday. i hope shelly leaves yesterday.

watch the office. it is funny. i didn't like the first episode of the year though. it stunk. i'm not a fan of jan.

I did it!

I did it everyone! Fear not, for I am alive again!

I finished my website!

Well, I made it function and look alright in Firefox (browser). It works in other browsers like Internet Explorer and Safari, but the layout is messed up in those. So, I am going to put the link up here, and if you want to see it how I meant it to be seen, then view it in a firefox browser.

http://cc.usu.edu/~A00975608/portfolio

I get to update it and redesign it while I finish my Bachelor's degree, so I'm way excited! (but kinda not because Dreamweaver is picky.)

Okay, so NOW I have to go work on a print portfolio. Just so everyone knows, staples doesn't offer a variety of 1/2" black binders--that is not a good thing, in case you were wondering.

Hopefully I can finish this print portfolio before Monday, because that is when it is due. Plus, I want to study for my Biotechnoloy Ethics final, which is on Tuesday.

And then I'm done with another semester! Then I can pack and move and go to a fiction writing workshop. I'm excited for summer. :{D <--that is a smiling face with a mustache.

Making a Website

Do you know what happens when you try to make a website?
Do you know what happens when you try to make a website with DreamWeaver?
Do you know what happens when you try to make a website with DreamWeaver and you don't know how DreamWeaver works?

I'll tell you what happens, because if there's one thing I know (but don't worry, I know more than one thing), it's what happens when you try to make a website with DreamWeaver and you don't know how DreamWeaver works:

You die.

Die die die die die.

I would know, because I tried to make a website with DreamWeaver and I didn't know how DreamWeaver works.

And do you know what?

I died.

Died died died died died.

You might be wondering how I made this post if I died.

WELL, ladies and gentleman, I'll let you in on a little secret:

I do not know. I think I am a special type of being with multiple lives or something. It is probably magic.

Because here I am, typing this post up as I speak, and I'm going to go die die die die die some more.

Wish me luck.

Book Earrings

Look at the title.

What the heck does that mean?

Read on and find out.

But first I'm going to type about my exciting morning!

There are things in life that are supposedly simple to do or easy to understand. Well, you know how frustrating it is when you can't do them or you don't understand them?

Well, I didn't understand Photoshop, so I couldn't do simple things on it. But now I can!

Does anyone else hear the bells?

Photoshop is one of my new favorite things in the entire world. GEEEEEEE I love it!

Number Two: (not that I labeled number one, but i like to label the twos in life)

Last night Shelly (roommate) was talking on her phone (cellular device) from 10:30ish to 11:52pm last night (when I was trying to sleep). Not only was she talking (loudly), she was also laughing her shrill chug-a-lug-almost-snorting laugh (also loudly) last night (when I was trying to sleep). She has been doing this for the past two months (talking and laughing loudly on her cellular device when I am trying to sleep), but she usually gets off the phone at 11:30pm (still when I am trying to sleep). This condition of hers to wait until late at night to call people is getting worse, and if it continues and if I keep losing sleep because of her, I think I'm going to lose it, and I'll lose it all over her.

I consider myself a nice person, just so long as I get my sleep, food, and drinks.

But Shelly dear is messing with my requirements of being a nice person. If I get mean, I will be very sorry, because I'm not very fun to be around when I am mean, and I am all about people having fun around me. But I want as much sleep as I can get.

BOOK EARRINGS!

Yay! I will explain this to you!

Do you like books? Do you like having books around you even if you don't plan on reading them?

Introducing Book Earrings (as found on wikihow)! Now it is possible to wear earrings with 1 inch tall books attached to them! They come completely customized because you make them yourself!

What do you have to do for these book earrings?

All you have to do is wait! I'm making an instruction set for making these nifty little accessories!
So stop worrying about your bookless ears and start waiting for a solution! You'll have books around you whenever you want in the near future!

NUMBER 4: (I didn't label number three either. I think today is Label Even Numbers Day. Put it on your calendar)

I'm going to work on my homework now. Good luck guessing what I'm doing. :D