Making a Website

Do you know what happens when you try to make a website?
Do you know what happens when you try to make a website with DreamWeaver?
Do you know what happens when you try to make a website with DreamWeaver and you don't know how DreamWeaver works?

I'll tell you what happens, because if there's one thing I know (but don't worry, I know more than one thing), it's what happens when you try to make a website with DreamWeaver and you don't know how DreamWeaver works:

You die.

Die die die die die.

I would know, because I tried to make a website with DreamWeaver and I didn't know how DreamWeaver works.

And do you know what?

I died.

Died died died died died.

You might be wondering how I made this post if I died.

WELL, ladies and gentleman, I'll let you in on a little secret:

I do not know. I think I am a special type of being with multiple lives or something. It is probably magic.

Because here I am, typing this post up as I speak, and I'm going to go die die die die die some more.

Wish me luck.