Mufasa!

I am back--unless you have been carrying me in your hearts this entire time, because it's impossible for me to come back if I've never left. And really, why wouldn't you carry me in your hearts? I am extremely good at shrinking down to heart-sized, lovable minis. If anyone else wants to learn this talent, consult a miniature Reese's cup. They are experts on being small. Or find a short person near you. Just don't call them short to their face. They prefer to be called short-stack or runt. Also, it is typical courtesy to ask them if they would like a child's menu, and give them a miniature Reese's cup. Short-stacks like miniature things because they fit in their mouths easier. Be kind to the runts.

Regardless the short people, I have something to announce.

I am writing a book. My extremely detailed outline is nearly finished, and I have decided I want to publish it on my own. I plan to have the first complete draft done by the end of the year. I would like volunteer editors to please step forward and post a comment, email me, or call me to reserve a copy of the first draft of my book. I would like feedback from people who read and people who don't read, people who like critically judging books and people who think it stinks to read stuff that isn't perfected. I need people like you!

Do I need to get an Uncle Sam type photo of myself?

Anyway, more posts to come.