I was eating a star crunch on my couch, and then I started wiggling--not on purpose. my body was jiggling, wiggling, moving, and all other appropriate synonyms. the first thought that came to my head? try this on for size:
"Is this what it feels like to get fat? I don't think these make me fat that fast. Do you wiggle while you put on weight?"
then i thought, maybe i'm imagining it, because I imagine lots of stuff. but i put the star crunch back in the cupboard to finish later, just to be safe. for all i knew, it was going to make me explode.
then people came home and asked if i felt the earthquake. it all made sense then. so i returned to my star crunch.
sorry if my unhealthy eating habits started a 5.0 earthquake
Thursday, April 15, 2010
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I felt like I was back on my spring break cruise two years ago. Dizzy and kinda sick for a minute. Haha!
you are so funny...i'm sharing this with your second cousin...
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