This summer, I had a Fundamentals of Marketing course that was about 3 hours long EVERY DAY. Anyone who knows me realizes that I cannot sit still and be quiet for that long.
But
This class was discussion based, the instructor had great stories and props, and it was pretty much playtime based learning! It was awesome, and so was the material.
Now this management class...it is even BETTER! Today my professor made a chef hat out of printer paper, wore it, and explained how management is like baking cookies. I could barely contain my excitement when I discovered his great sense of humor as he concluded by saying, "Man, that makes me hungry. Does that make you hungry? Talking about management?"
Let me tell you, that is not the best joke he had today. I am very pleased with my investment in this course. And my minor in marketing. I am very pleased. Statistics courses will be worth the effort.
Next topic.
(Disclosure: I'm being inappropriate and saying that I am a virgin, and I don't plan on changing that fact until I marry. Hopefully since this is in parenthesis, it will not be such an inappropriate thing to say on my blog. Keep this fact in mind as you continue reading.)
If I didn't know any better, I'd think I was pregnant.
Let me tell you why.
My sense of smell is very acute and has been for a while. Let me tell you, for as many delicious smells as there are in the world, there are at least 7 horrible smells. It's a 1:7 ratio, trust me.
I will give you an example of one of my meals in the past 3 days. Most of my meals have been this involved. First stage: full Totino's combination pizza. Second stage: hamburger, pineapple, chips, cookie, watermelon, another cookie. Third stage: strawberries. Fourth stage: Coldstone. 5th stage: strawberries. I still wasn't full. Go figure. I remember saying to my friends at one point: "Does anyone else feel sick?" But that moment passed in less than two minutes and I was starving again.
My period stopped. (Whoops...forgot the disclosure this time...hmm.) Perhaps this is just a coincidence, but still.
And last but not least, I had slight morning sickness. I mean, yes, I usually feel sick when I eat breakfast, but this sickness prevented me from eating breakfast at all.
Yesterday I had a mood swing toward the deep dark dense depths of depression. I am most wonderfully happy today. I think pregnant women have mood swings like this, but it might just be because they are women and have nothing to do with the fact that they are pregnant.
Next topic.
Question to everyone reading this (my roomies and I have discussed this to a certain degree):
How tall does a bowl have to be to be considered a cup? (*Notice the two To Be's in that sentence. Weird, but it's correct.)
5 comments:
I don't think bowl's can be of any height and still considered a bowl. I think the defining dimensions are it's width. If it were one inch high and and more than five inches in diameter it would be a bowl. If it were one inch high and less than five inches in diameter it would be a cup. That is my own personal opinion, and after seeing miniture teacups and miniture bowls, I can say with certain confidence I think it is a fair assessment. Though if I'm wrong, I'll live with the shame.
when it looks like a beer stein it's a cup.
oh, i think you're just hitting a growing stage (phase?) it's been happening to me lately and the stick keeps saying i'm not pregnant.
maybe you know someone who is and you don't even know it yet? sympathy pregnancy symptoms... I had sympathy pains and sickness when Tara was pregnant with Jakob!
a bowl is always a bowl.
a cup is always a cup.
and your hormones will always screw with your life.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
I feel your pain sometimes. No possibility of being pregnant, but all the oddities are usually only pregnancy related. The most annoying thing is when people who KNOW you are not possibly pregnant say 'are you PREGNANT?!' I don't know about you, but it's annoying to me. No! I'm just eating and nauseous and sleepy and moody! lol
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