I am rather sorry for the timing of this letter. I know you are quite busy these days, but this really must be said.
You are getting out of control. You are taking Brittany on a rollercoaster ride without checking to make sure that she meets the height requirement. You are not even checking the seat restraint. This is bad, because if you had checked, you would have realized that she is neither tall enough for this ride nor restrained in her seat. Yet you pressed the big red button to start the ride. I have one question for you:
WHY?!!!?!
I strongly suggest you grab an engineer and press the other big red button, the button to stop the ride. You are already on bad terms with Brittany, and if you don't stop this ride, there's no telling how long it will take or how hard it will be until you two are friends again.
Sincerely looking out for you,
Brittany's Brain
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Dear Brittany's Heart,
When in doubt, check with your mother.
Love & Sympathy,
Jo Mudder
Did I miss something? :) Love you!
I'm sorry babe :( I know you are having a rough time right now and that is was really sudden. I'm here for you if you need to talk. Love you!
major sad face!
p.s. my little code thing is "cowbo" which is almost "cowboy". it made me smile. maybe it's a cow-boyfriend?
things will get better trust me... heart don't listen to head!
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