Bonus Point War!

This post is simple, and it is for you.

We're going to play a game...actually you are going to play a game. YOU'LL WANT TO START ASAP, because it's easier when you're in the lead. Here's how it goes:

1) Get as many bonus points as possible

*You get bonus points by commenting on my posts. For this game, you must comment on this post. Only bonus points earned on this post will be counted toward the Bonus Point War! even though the comment form says you only get one point per post.

2) Do not swear while getting bonus points.

*British swear words are okay. You may also use phrases such as "I swear you were at the luau yesterday!"

3) You cannot compliment anyone

4) You cannot repeat what someone else has said.

5) YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED IF you talk about movies, books, celebreties, tv shows, politics, religion, or jokes.

Starting now. Ending 11:59 PM, December 7, 2008. I will be tallying points and will announce the winner. Go!