Excuse Me, Mr. Morning

Please excuse the undefined tabs to the left of my post titles. They should say the date and time, but they are not working right now. Also, my home, about, and archive pages are all the same--I'm aware of this. I'm not sure if my search bar works either.

But that will be my next digital project for myself. I'll start working on the fine tuning of this layout soon. And if I can't figure it out, then I'll just change it. No harm done.

Do you want to know what I have to say? Probably not, but you are the one reading this, so it's your fault that you are forcing yourself to listen to me, sucker.

The truth is that I don't have much to say. Work is giving me lots of experience, and I'm grateful for it. I just hate working so early in the morning. I am a morning moron. That means that whenever Mr. Morning and I meet up, I become a moron. I don't know why exactly. I just can't think straight, I have trouble sitting up straight and focusing. I start daydreaming a lot, even straight-up real dreaming sometimes...it's like I lose my mind around him. Maybe I have a crush on Mr. Morning and I just don't know it. Girls lose their minds around the guys they like, right? Well, I hope that is not the case, because it wouldn't work out well at all. I am a night person, and Mr. Morning gets up far too early for my taste. Oh well.

Useless Tires

So I've got about 30 minutes left on lunch, but I really don't take that long to eat, so you guys are in for a treat! I'm blogging again!

So work goes from 8 till 5, but I've been here until 6 most days. the university can only pay me for 40 hours each week, so pretty much i get to save up all my extra hours as paid vacation. zoop for that wonderful invention. i love being paid while i'm sleeping in.

mostly i edit videos, and now i'm starting to analyze the HASS website so that i can help dr. hailey redesign/build it. then i'll make offline-websites to contain the engineering courses i'm recording and editing so that students will have access to lecture notes, definitions, quizzes, homework, videos...who knows what else. anything the students need, we need to provide for them on this weird website thing. so i'll help build that.

one of my roommates had a friend over named brett. i'd met brett before. he's a nice guy. they were watching aladdin in the living room while i was making dinner, and they told me to come watch with them, so i did. totally unbeknownst to me, they wanted to flirt and hit on each other during the entire movie. i ate my food as fast as possible, which isn't that fast, and went to my room for the day.

why do people invite you to be a third wheel? i want to punch her in the face. not really. that would hurt my hand probably. not a very good idea.

if you ever invite me to be a third wheel, even if you don't consider me a third wheel, i will think about punching your face. don't worry, i won't do it, but only because it might hurt my hand. but i will think about it, and you bet i will enjoy that image in my mind.

yes, i'm feeling violent today. but don't worry. i bet it's just because i'm tired.

Another Procrastination Tactic

So I really should be reading at least one of the 96 pages from my textbook, or preparing a presentation that i need to give on monday, which is the day after tomorrow, but...

I'd rather write a blog post. Plus, I know you all have missed my posts, so I don't dare deprive you for even one more day. :) ha ha. Please note that was a joke.

I have seen Bride Wars three times now. I officially state my opinion on it: I do NOT like it. It could be written better, it's just mean, and I expect my chick flicks to make me feel good or to teach me something significant. That movie is crap.

I've finished the Book of Mormon from cover to cover for the first time. It's better when you actually read it like you would read a normal book.

Kim GRADUATED yesterday. Wowza. I came to Wyoming to visit her, and so did some of our friends from West Jordan, and so did some family members. I've been having a pretty good time, and we're making a fire at the KOA our friends are staying at! It makes me miss real camping. Also, Aurielle got married and her reception was yesterday, but I came to see Kim graduate instead, but I hope she is happy--she most likely is. She is made to be married.

I SHOT A SHOTGUN! and i daresay, i'm rather good at it. i'm not to bad with a pistol either, but the shotgun was way fun!!!! i really want one. not now. actually, i don't want to own one. i just want to shoot one again.

my job rocks. i record engineering courses and edit them for computerized courses. it's kinda like interet courses, but these will be on portable hard drives, so we can use larger files and better quality content. ...i didn't make it sound too exciting. i get to use a lot of software and i'm gonna have a kickbutt portfolio piece when i'm done! if that's not exciting still, just take my word for it. it's AMAZING!

on a parting note, i wish that i could gather all of my family and friends from all over the country and the world (some are vacationing overseas--cool!) so that i wouldn't have to miss anyone just one day! that's a long way of saying i miss you all!

...i have to do homework. BOOOOO homework!

It’s been a while. Let’s start off with a game of pretend. Let’s pretend that May doesn’t exist and that April is running extra long this year. What day would that make today? Well, I’ll tell you what today would be. It’d be

THE 44^TH OF APRIL!

Okay, so call me weird, but if you don’t see how exciting this is, you probably don’t realize that today would be

THE 44^TH DAY OF THE 4^TH MONTH!

And if it works out correctly, this should post at 4:44 giving me six 4’s documenting this post.

But six isn’t my number, and I decided it will not be associated with my 44^th blog, so I’m going to find 38 more ways to incorporate the number 4 into this post. I’ll make it as brief as possible for you, so don’t worry. Some of them are ridiculous, but give me a break. This is hard. Let’s start!

I’d like to mention the 4 members of my family in Wyoming. I love them and miss them dearly, and it is an honor to mention them in my 44^th post.

I’d also like to mention the 4 living beings in Ogden that I love and miss: my dad, my stepmom, and their two cats. Congrats! You made it into my 44^th post!

Conveniently, I have 4 new best friends that I made during this past school year. They were the best roomies I could ever have, and I love and miss them too! I couldn’t celebrate my 44^th post without them.

I was in Wyoming 4 days ago (accurate on the day I wrote this sentence).

My 4^th day of my Fundamentals of Marketing course will be on the day this is posted.

I have never seen The Fantastic 4 nor do I want to.

The letter D (4^th letter of the alphabet) is intimidating sometimes.

To demonstrate the statement above, consider 4 words that start with D: dangerous demanding, discipline, and don’t.

I have a test in 4 class days.

When I was 4, I was little. Also, I lived in Ogden.

I have two shampoos and two conditioners, a total of 4 hair care products in my shower.

I HATED the 4^th book in the Twilight series.

If I could go to school for as long as I needed, I would have two majors and two minors. That makes 4 degree things.

The 4 most common things I eat are ramen, cereal, mac & cheese three cheese, and chocolate.

I have 4 stories to tell but I can’t find a way to tell them with the number 4, so I will save them for other posts.

None of my 4 tires have been replaced since high school. I don’t think I will change them either, because they work just fine.

I am afraid of 4 ridiculous things: Ursula from the little mermaid, the april showers song from bambi (drip drip drop little april showers), teleporting (because of the book timeline and how you destroy yourself in one alternate universe just to go somewhere else), and sloths.

On 04/04/04, all I did to celebrate was notice the date and mention it to people. I am deeply ashamed at the celebration opportunity I missed.

Try doing 4 things every night before you go to bed: write in your journal, stretch, pray or meditate, and read the scriptures or a book that supports your beliefs and goals. I find these things extremely relaxing, and doing them has helped me sleep better.

Has anyone been to the 4 corners? I would like to go with 3 other people. Any volunteers?

I like February because it has 4 weeks, and the last day of the 4 weeks is my half birthday. February doesn’t have 4 weeks in leap year. It has 4 weeks and a day. However, since leap year comes every 4 years, I still like February during leap year.

Did you know a REM cycle takes 4 hours on average (or maybe all the time, I don’t know)? If you wake up at the end of your REM cycle, it’s easier to be a morning person. That’s a bonus reason to get 8 hours of sleep!

My father has 4 daughters. I am one of them. Odds are that most of the people who read this will not be one of his daughters.

I have 4 things to give to Keara next time she comes up here. Don’t let me forget the DVD player, VCR, jean jacket, and TV stand.

I had 4 pretty fingernails today, then one of them broke. Now I don’t have 4 pretty fingernails.

I know how to count to 3 in 4 languages: English, Spanish, French, and Sign Language.

I have 4 doors in my room: the entry, the bathroom, and two closet doors.

Twister is my favorite game, and it has 4 colors and 4 limbs to boss around.

4 ways I think I’m different from most girls: 1) I’d rather furnish and decorate my office than have a wedding reception; 2) I’d rather have a really good watch than an engagement ring (still need a wedding band though); 3) I liked barbie’s furniture more than I liked the dolls; and 4) I’m willing to live in a Koenigzegg CCXR (preferably non-edition, but the edition still rocks).

Not only are Kit Kats the best candy bar on the planet, but they also have 4 strips of yummy goodness! And you get to break them apart! How many candy bars allow you to be violent before you consume them? Kit Kats are meant to be broken.

THE FIRST 4 PEOPLE TO COMMENT WILL BE HONORED. The rest of the people who comment will have to live without honors, like the majority of high school and college students.